Sports Names

I started thinking about sports nicknames when the St. Peter’s Peacocks defeated the Kentucky Wildcats. As improbable as St. Peter’s beating Kentucky at basketball seemed, imagine a confrontation between a wild cat and a peacock. I would definitely take the wildcats in a predator vs. prey bracket.

It is likely that the first sports teams (loosely defined) and nicknames, were based around Roman chariot races. Initially, there were four teams:  Reds, Whites, Greens, and Blues. By the time of Justinian (roughly mid-6th century), there were only two teams: the Greens (absorbed the Reds) and Blues (captured the Whites). The teams and their fans had become associated with opposing political and religious positions.[1] The Blues and Greens found common cause when taxes were raised and the leaders of the teams were arrested for dissenting, precipitating the Nika Riots.[2] Justinian exercised less patience and restraint than modern police forces; he sent the army into the Hippodrome, where they killed as many as 30,000 Romans. Think about what you would do if, at the next baseball or football game you attend, hundreds of armored, sword-wielding troops started stabbing and hacking away at the people in attendance.

There is no direct link between the Romans and the Ivy League, but

1.  The Romans had the Reds — the Ivies have Big Red (Cornell) and Crimson (Harvard),[3]

2.  The Romans had the Greens — the Ivies have Big Green (Dartmouth), and

3.  The Romans had the Blues and the Whites — the Ivies have two teams whose colors are blue and white (Columbia and Yale).

I think it’s just that colors are elemental. An extreme example (chosen at random, though I was seeking early professional baseball) is the 1878 version of major league baseball. The six teams in the National League were the Boston Red Stockings, Cincinnati Reds, Providence Grays, Chicago White Stockings, Indianapolis Blues, and Milwaukee Grays. By 1903, only three of 16 teams had a color in their name: White Sox, Blues, and Reds. Today four of 30 MLB teams have a color in their name. I’ll let you guess.[4]

The NFL’s 32 teams have no teams with a color in their name. Through the years they have had Maroons, Red Jackets, Yellow Jackets, Blues, and Reds (Cincinnati, of course), but since the Redskins (can I say that? – even in this context) became the Commanders (by way of The Washington Football Team), no NFL team has a color in its name. But what about the Browns? Turns out the Browns weren’t named for a color, they were named after their first head coach, Paul Brown.

It strikes me that “Browns” might not have been so accepted if it wasn’t a color and long associated with one of MLB’s St. Louis franchises. As far as I know, no other sports team in the country is named after a person.[5] I don’t think Cleveland football fans would have embraced the Cleveland McBrides (first owner), Modells, Lerners, or Haslams quite like they have the Browns.

Recently and with great publicity, the Cleveland Indians became the Cleveland Guardians and the Washington Redskins, an obviously pejorative term, became the Washington Commanders.  Miami University beat Washington in the name change game by about 25 years – morphing into the Redhawks in 1997.

Might there be other names that are ripe for reconsideration. The world of college sports is full of strange names, many of them under the radar because of the low profile that most schools keep. Who knew that the Arkansas Tech University men compete as Wonder Boys and the women as Golden Suns? Or that at Angelo State (Texas), the men compete as the Rams and the women as the Rambelles?[6] At the University of Arkansas at Monticello, the men compete as the Boll Weevils and the women as the Cotton Blossoms.

I could do this all day, having not yet made it through the As, but I want to focus on the Spartans. Around 300 high schools and over 20 colleges in the country are called the Spartans, most notably the Michigan State Spartans.[7]

The original Spartans were stone cold killers. Every Spartan male was a soldier and did not work because they had at least five times as many slaves (called helots) as Spartans. The Spartans had a simple way of controlling the helot population: when it got too high, they killed helots, as many as 2,000 at a time. Spartans may also have engaged in institutionalized pederasty, Plutarch certainly thought so, by assigning 12-year-old boys to an older Spartan for training.

The glorious stand of the 300 was real, but it was only possible because of slave labor back home. I wonder how many students, alumni, and fans realize how vicious the actual Spartans were. And I wonder how many other sports nicknames will be changed as we move forward. But mostly I wonder whether the Wildcats (Villanova’s version) will beat the Jayhawks (birds and cats again, though in this case, a mythical bird) and whether the Blue Devils[8] will beat the Tar Heels.


[1] The Blues allied with the ruling classes and religious orthodoxy and the Greens with the people and Monophysitism (a fascinating topic in its own right).

[2] The leaders were sentenced to be hung and a mass hanging was scheduled.  Only a few died before the gallows collapsed, after which the survivors were spared.

[3] The very first issue of the school’s student newspaper, called The Harvard Crimson for the past hundred plus years, was The Magenta. But the undergrads voted for crimson (in the late 19th century) and so it has been ever since.

[4] Answer:  Red Sox, White Sox, Reds, and Blue Jays. In the early days of the Cold War, the Cincinnati team changed its name to Redlegs because Reds was associated with communism.

[5] The Cleveland franchise was once known as the Naps in honor of star player Napoleon (“Nap”) Lajoie.

[6] Quick internet search suggests that “Rambelles” might have no other association in the world other than as the name of the women’s sports teams at Angelo State.

[7] https://masseyratings.com/mascots?m=Spartans

[8] MLB’s Tampa Bay Devil Rays dropped the demonic association in 2007 and are now simply the Rays, as in ray of sunshine, not flat fish. Duke has not been so inclined, although becoming the Blues would be very Roman of them.

Input > Output

Languishing has been something of an epidemic during the pandemic.[1] I prefer to think that I have been languidly accepting input, mainly from books, other publications, podcasts, and filmed programs (broadcast and streaming), while generating extremely little output. It’s probably not possible to generate more output than intake, but my ratio has been astonishingly low.

Some of the input is virtually valueless, that’s the languishing part. I have read a few Agatha Christie books this year, fun, diverting, virtue-free. I have watched the first nine seasons of the Perry Mason show, which my family delights in deriding me about.   

To say the shows are formulaic is to belittle formulas. The victim or the alleged perpetrator (always of a murder) is invariably wealthy. The standard Mason client is innocent, if besieged with convincing evidence to the contrary. The actual murderer is typically unknown to anyone, except Mason, until the end of the show, when he or she breaks down under questioning and confesses to the crime.

Another part of the formula is the staggering creativity and determination of Mason. Though ably assisted by his secretary, Della Street, and his investigator, Paul Drake, they never solve the crime and rarely understand the big picture. Only Mason sees through the fake alibis, spurious motives, and callous hearts of the criminals. The bombastic prosecutor and his sycophantic police officers never even realize that it’s possible for someone other than Mason’s client to have committed the murder. How the supercilious, if honest, Hamilton Burger kept his job is astounding.

Fortunately, some of my current input is a bit more edifying. Rolf Dobelli, in The Art of Thinking Clearly (imagine “Thinking” to be upside down and red as it is on the cover of the book), is regaling me with three-page vignettes about how we don’t think clearly.  Consider:  the swimmer’s body illusion (swimming doesn’t give them that body type, they swim better because they have that body type) and the sunk cost[2] fallacy (considering costs to date causes us to improperly assess the cost/benefit of moving forward).  There are many others:  the winner’s curse, contagion bias, default effect, and planning fallacy to name a few, but I can’t give them all away – it would take too long.

Even deeper is Dambisa Moyo, who tackles a topic that should be near and dear to all of us in Edge of Chaos. The subtitle is Why Democracy is Failing to Deliver Economic Growth—and How to Fix it. Moyo was born and (mostly) raised in Zambia, then educated at universities in Zambia, the US, and England. After stints at the World Bank and Goldman Sachs, she became an author and speaker, and excels at both.

The book is wide-ranging, but I most enjoyed her discussion about suggested   democratic reforms. She determined whether the following countries have adopted the following reforms: Australia, Brazil, Canada, France, Germany, India, Indonesia, Italy, Japan, Mexico, Russia, Singapore, United Kingdom, and United States.

1.  Ability to commit to long-term agreements. This seems crucial, especially for military alliances. Whatever you think of the merits of the Paris Climate Agreement, you must agree that embracing them, then disengaging, then reengaging, does not look good. No country has a way to lock in long-term agreements.

2.  Campaign finance restrictions. This is a bit open ended, but generally considered necessary to reduce the undue influence of great wealth. Given that 11 of the 14 countries in her list (including the US) have adopted some form of restrictions, it is a relatively easy standard to meet.

3.  Restrictions on ability to take on high-pay opportunities. This is supposed to prevent government officials from moving to positions that might encourage graft and self-dealing, whether before or after government service. Seven countries (including the US) have adopted some form of this reform, typically a cooling off period.

4.  Extended elector cycles (more than 5 years). No country has adopted this reform, though US senators serve for six years.

5.  Term limits for legislative and executive offices. Six countries (including the US) limit executive terms; only Mexico limits the terms of legislators.

6.  Minimum qualifications for office. Only two countries are listed as adopting this reform. Indonesia requires candidates to “believe in one true god,” to have attended high school, to be “physically and mentally healthy,” and to not have declared bankruptcy. I like that last part. In Singapore, candidates must be at least 45 years old. In the US, all federal elected offices are subject to an age minimum, but typically state office holders are not.

7.  Design of electoral districts to incentivize competition. This is one of my favorites – we need less gerrymandering. We need voters to elect representatives, not for politicians to select or create safe seats. (Here think about Hillary Clinton deciding to move to NY to run for the Senate.) No country has adopted this reform.  In the US, some states have or, in any event, have tried.

8.  Mandatory voting. Four countries have adopted this reform. I think more people should vote, but I’m not comfortable forcing everyone to vote.

9.  Minimum voting requirements. This seems incompatible with the former reform and has not yet been adopted by any of the 14 countries in this survey.

10.  Weighted voting system. Only France has adopted this reform. Some states in the US use versions of a weighted system. I endorse this reform idea because I believe it would drive politicians toward the center, leading to fewer far-left or far-right extremists.

Mexico has adopted the most reforms (5); Germany the fewest (0).  The US has adopted three. For the record, none of the adoptions have occurred because of the book.

Whether or not you have been languishing, please think about these suggested reforms and consider whether they or other reforms would enhance our political system.


[1] See for example — https://www.nytimes.com/2021/04/19/well/mind/covid-mental-health-languishing.html

[2] I have a sunk-cost story that is over 30 years old and still causes friends in the know to laugh out loud when they think of it.

Deconstructing Trump

Deconstructing Trump by Dr. Mardy Grothe is subtitled The Trump Phenomenon Through the Lens of Quotation History. I enjoyed the book, which consists principally of quotes. Many are quite famous, others rather esoteric. All were written or uttered before 2000 and none of them mention or specifically address Donald J. Trump. So there is no particular reason to believe that any of the quotes apply to Trump – unless you have been paying attention.

There are so many good quotes, so relevant (in my mind) to our president, that it was hard to narrow down the list. The quotes should appeal (at some level) to all intelligent readers. Make of them what you will. Grothe occasionally discusses the relevance of a quote or supplements with his understanding of the quote. But really, it’s a book of quotes with no narrative or other cohesion apart from the alphabet, by author.

Here we go:

As democracy is perfected, the office [of US president] represents more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day, the plain folks of the land will reach their heart’s desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron. H.L. Mencken. I refer you to Donald J. Trump’s proud recitation of “person, woman, man, camera, tv” which is not even an appropriate list for this exceedingly modest memory test. Each item should be unrelated to the others.

We have a large public that is very ignorant about public affairs and very susceptible to simplistic slogans by candidates who appear out of nowhere, have no track record, but mouth appealing slogans. Zbigniew Brzezinski. Let me think, “simplistic slogans,” two come to mind. Make America Great Again is wonderfully nostalgic, sort of. Nobody has ever been able to tell me exactly, or even generally, when it stopped being great. Drain the Swamp is more oxymoronic than anything. A fair definition might be:  flooding DC with yes-men and apologists.

There are conditions of blindness so voluntary that they become complicity. Paul Bourget. When the president decided to host the next G7 meeting at his own golf resort (since retracted), it, at a minimum, raised conflict of interest issues. Not for Senator Kevin Cramer; he tweeted that the president demonstrated “tremendous integrity in boldness and his transparency.” Blind, check. Complicit, check.

One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors. Plato. Based on my understanding of our history, we have never had a president so inferior to so many. The two prior presidents were quite different from each other personally and politically, but they were both decent men trying hard to do a difficult job well. Donald Trump is not decent and he doesn’t even try to get the job done, preferring to watch TV, tweet about what he sees, and golf. He has already golfed 285 more times than he predicted he would as president.[1] [2]

Elections are won by men and women chiefly because most people vote against somebody, rather than for somebody. Franklin P. Adams. True that. Hillary was not a great candidate, seemingly one of the few Democrats capable of losing to Trump. I have no doubt that she would have been a better president – but you have to win first. The upcoming election will be a referendum on Trump, not a celebration of Biden.

Practical politics consists in ignoring facts. Henry Brooks Adams. Though Adams never heard the term, he would instantly understand the meaning of “fake news.”

To be ignorant of the one’s ignorance is the malady of the ignorant. A. Bronson Alcott. So many examples abound that would embarrass an ordinary person. I’ll pick just one quote from our president:  “Having a drone fly overhead — and I think nobody knows much more about technology, this type of technology certainly, than I do.”[3]

The less you speak of your greatness, the more I will think of it. Francis Bacon. Almost comically applicable to our boastful president. Two quotes: “I’m like, very smart” and “true stable genius,” tell much of the tale. “Stable genius” has always fascinated me because of the unlikelihood that the term has ever been used in any context other than Trump extolling Trump.

Never underestimate the power of self-absorption. Rita Mae Brown. For instance, it helped Donald J. Trump attain the presidency. Here’s an example:  when asked about the legacy of the recently deceased John Lewis, President Trump said “He didn’t go to my inauguration.” Everything is first and foremost about Trump.

What embitters the world is not excess of criticism, but absence of self-criticism. G.K. Chesterton. The president was asked in May “with 4 percent of the world’s population and 30 percent of the outbreak what would you have done differently facing this crisis?” He answered: Well, nothing.[4] I would call that an “absence of self-criticism,” and I would call much of the country and the world embittered about Trump.

The superior man is distressed by his want of ability. Confucius needs no commentary from me.

Real knowledge is to know the extent of one’s own ignorance. Confucius.

Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge. Charles Darwin. One of Donald Trump’s great strengths is an unshakeable confidence in himself. To wit: “Nobody knows the system better than me, which is why I alone can fix it.”[5] This is, of course, outweighed by his willful ignorance of virtually any issue involving serious thought or nuance.

Duplicity is a mark of second-rate ability. Luc De Clapiers. Ain’t nobody more duplicitous than Donald J. Trump.

Patriotism is when love of your own people comes first; nationalism, when hate for people other than your own comes first. Charles De Gaulle. To be fair, Trump hates most Americans too.

Quotations are a great way to learn from brilliant minds of the past.  I recommend this book wholeheartedly. The first person who requests it can have my copy.


[1] https://thegolfnewsnet.com/golfnewsnetteam/2020/08/09/how-many-times-president-donald-trump-played-golf-in-office-103836/

[2] https://woay.com/i-wont-have-time-to-play-golf-if-im-elected-president-trump-set-to-embark-on-1st-vacation/

[3] https://www.axios.com/everything-trump-says-he-knows-more-about-than-anybody-b278b592-cff0-47dc-a75f-5767f42bcf1e.html?te=1&nl=frank-bruni&emc=edit_fb_20200311

[4] https://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2020/05/20/trump_i_would_have_done_nothing_differently_with_coronavirus_weve_done_amazingly_well.html

[5] https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/elections/2016/07/21/donald-trump-republican-convention-acceptance-speech/87385658/

Columbus Biathlon (and protesters)

The beating heart of Columbus, Ohio is Capitol Square. It is where the action is. Not retail action, that’s at Easton or Polaris.[1] Not food and beverage action, that’s in the Short North and scattered throughout the city.[2] But political action. The Governor works there, the General Assembly (Ohio’s legislature) meets there, and the Supreme Court of Ohio is just a block west. And when the times call for it, Capitol Square is where protests take place.

I have been using the area around Capital Square for my one-person Columbus Biathlon. I think I’ve mentioned that I like to read.  Well, I also like to walk. And sometimes I combine the two, especially when it is hot.  I walk until I start sweating, then sit down to read. I read until I stop dripping, then resume walking.  And then I repeat.  It’s pretty easy to read a few chapters and walk a few miles without losing interest in either activity. 

Lately, I’ve been doing this against a backdrop of protesters. From our apartment we can see the rally point for the police, a large parking lot that has been hosting, at various times, mounted officers, jeeps, semi-armored vehicles, and plain old patrol cars.

Sometimes the vehicles sit all night and sometimes they deploy en masse, as they are here. Once, about 20 patrol cars parked on the Broad Street bridge, then officers piled out and marched to Capitol Square from there. We also have a great view of the helicopters.  Usually at least one is aloft and, often, as the light wanes two helicopters cover the area, sometimes hovering over the protest group and sometimes circling downtown.

It is difficult to assess the damage that has been done, but it appears that most of it happened early, during the first couple of nights of protesting.[3] Many buildings have plywood concealing windows, whether to cover damage or prevent it is difficult to assess. Here is a picture of the Ohio Judicial Center, home of the Supreme Court. It was damaged enough to be closed for one day, which didn’t affect productivity because we are already working remotely because of covid-19. Windows are relatively easy to fix. Does anybody know how to clean graffiti off marble?

For the uninitiated, “12” is the unit number of the drug force used by the Columbus Police Department and is especially loathed by some.  “ACAB” stands for “all cops are bastards,” which I know isn’t literally true.  One of my son’s friends is a relatively new member of CPD and he is one of the nicest people I have ever met.

I have walked past Broad and High, which is one corner of Capitol Square and the starting point for most of the protests several times in the past week or so. Most days start slow, just a dozen or a few dozen protesters. But last Saturday was different. As I walked I saw that protesters were marshalling. Most of the people I have seen streaming toward the protest area have a suburban hipster vibe. That might not be fair, but mainly I see white young adults, carrying hand-made signs, with few non-adult or middle-aged compatriots. They dress in a lot of black clothing and, in the main, wear masks.

By 12:30 or so, the Statehouse grounds were crowded.  There were so many people that two separate groups had formed. A smaller group, several hundred, gathered on the south side of the Statehouse, while a larger group, 2,000 plus, occupied the large expanse of lawn west of the Statehouse. Both groups were chanting independently of each other. Some were vulgar and not particularly helpful, such as “fuck the cops.” Some were eminently practical, such as “get out and vote.” Most of the chants were related to George Floyd – “I can’t breathe” and “George Floyd.”

Everyone seemed happy to be there, despite the circumstances that brought them together. The crowd exuded energy and compassion and displayed no disruptive behavior. There were a few vendors, just a couple of people either selling or providing bottles of water (it was hot). Despite all of these people, when I sat down to read on the north side of the Statehouse, it was quite serene; I could not hear either protest group.

Throughout the day, the Statehouse was patroled by State Troopers, who were both obvious and unobtrusive. They stuck close by the Statehouse, near all doors and corners, mainly mingled among themselves, and kept away from the protesters. Few protesters took notice of them and they ignored the protesters.

The east side of the Statehouse was also quiet. There are a couple of memorials and fountains and, for a splash of color, flowers in the shape of the US flag and the Ohio flag. It’s not obvious, given my poor photography, but the flag of Ohio is pennant shaped, the only non-rectangular state flag. 

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I walked by Capital Square tonight.  It was very quiet. There were a couple of people, looking like they missed the crowds. They had a canopy and plenty of bottles of water, but no people to sell or give them too. It was hot tonight, but I didn’t stop and read. The Columbus Biathlon is my event and nobody else is competing, so I can make or break rules as I see fit.


[1] Easton is a modern outdoor mall, designed to look something like an old downtown business district. It has never stopped growing since it was built. Polaris is a modern indoor mall that has been morphing to be more like Easton. Both are now quite sprawling with many big box retailers circumscribing the malls.

[2] Like most cities Columbus (with a metro of approximately two million) has many and varied restaurants. The largest aggregation is probably in the Short North, the area north of downtown but short of OSU’s massive campus.

[3] I am not a journalist and don’t pretend to understand everything that has been going on. But I do know what I have seen.

A Few Unnecessary Details (unless you are me)

1. I type in Times New Roman, font 14 because that is what the Supreme Court of Ohio uses. If it’s good enough for my employer of the past 20 or so years, it’s good enough for me.

2. The last post (“Pandemic Reading List”) was post 100. I should have created fanfare upfront, instead of mentioning it after the fact. I am not a born marketer, nor a learned or learned one either.

3. One hundred posts you say, how can I find the one I’m looking for? (Thank you for asking.) I just added an index, which has all 100 posts by title in chronological order. You can also search by broad category on the home page.

4. The picture on the home page is of friends hiking with me last September in Acadia National Park in Maine.  Five couples went and there were no arguments — except about my hike selections and descriptions. For instance, the hike pictured is four miles long, starts at 100 feet above sea level and ends at 1,500 feet above sea level.  I said the hike was “straight up,” meaning, colloquially, that it’s a continuous uphill climb.  I didn’t think anyone would take me literally and think that we would essentially be climbing a ladder. But someone did. Not surprisingly, it was more gradual than that.

5. I wrote five short posts in 2015. I was testing the system and my desire to write. I took eight months off, testing my inertia (and passing I might add), then (in an unprecedented burst of energy) wrote 36 posts in the last six months of 2016, an average of six per month. Never again. In 2017, I published 38 posts, a seemingly tolerable three per month. Alas, the toll of trying to get a business off the ground sidelined me in 2018, when I fell to just 12 posts. And the negative momentum increased in 2019, with only six posts. I’m on that same approximate (slow) pace this year.

6. I read a fair amount and often chide myself about not remembering as much as I should. Then as I typed the titles of the posts for the index, I realized that I had no idea what some of them are about.  How is that even possible?

7. Thank you for the comments you send, both public (on the blog) and private (email, text, face to face). You are encouraging, complimentary, and many times complementary (with additional details and stories). I also appreciate criticism and correction; I didn’t use to but like to think I have matured a bit over the years. (Ask Phillip sometime about the joys of having a discussion with a 25-year old me. Spoiler alert: not pleasant.)

8. Several posts generated zero public comments. “Are you well-read?” generated the most: 13. The most views on a day was 136 on September 9, 2016, which coincided with the publication of “Freedom of Speech.”

9. I’m not sure how people who don’t receive an email from me find the blog. Well – it turns out that not many do. But through the years, people have read the blog from some exotic places. For instance, this year, with only three posts, the blog has been viewed by people in China, New Zealand (college roommate), France, Australia (nephew), Finland, Dominican Republic (another college roommate on vacation), Netherlands, Spain, Germany, Belarus, and Pakistan. Last year, people from 23 countries read a post, including someone in Gabon.

10. Blogging for some people is a living. For me it is a hobby, which is good because my earnings so far would fit on a single coronavirus with room to spare.

11. One hundred posts at an average of 1000 words a post – wait, let me do the math – that’s 100,000 words, the approximate equivalent (in length) of a whole To Kill a Mockingbird (100,388) or half a Moby Dick (206,052).

12. I’m reading a book called Brief Lives by John Aubrey, who died in 1697.  It’s a series of biographical sketches, including luminaries such as Thomas Hobbes and John Milton. Most of the lives are obscure and most of the sketches are indeed brief, and to be honest, rather dull.  

The following vignette about Richard Corbet, the Bishop of Norwich, is not dull:  “One time when they went in procession about the cathedral church, he would not do it the usual way in his surplice, hood, etc. on foot, but rode on a mare, thus habited, with the Common Prayer book in his hand reading. A stone-horse [stallion] happened to break loose, and smelled the mare, and ran and leapt her, and held the reverend dean all the time so hard in his embraces, that he could not get off till the horse had done his business. But he would never ride in the procession afterwards.”

The “but” is a strange usage; it may be archaic, like “stone-horse” in the same passage. Having witnessed a breeding session at a horse farm, I can quite understand why the good bishop was reluctant to get back on the horse. 

As always, thank you for reading.

Pandemic Reading List

When you hear somebody say:  who would have ever thought this or that, best practice suggests that she is trying to provide cover for something. Somebody has always thought of this or that. It might not be credible, it might not make sense, but somebody has thought of it. Over 500,000 books a year are published in English.[1]  Not to mention all the articles, columns, blog posts, etc. published in various venues. And, of course, there are other languages, hundreds of them, in which books and articles are published. Lots of really smart (and some not so smart) people are out there thinking about things all the time. So when you hear a politician in the middle of a pandemic say “who would have ever thought there could be a pandemic,” rest assured that he is attempting to defend himself.

In May 2006, the CDC published National Strategy for Pandemic Influenza.[2] In April 2017, the CDC put out a 16-page brochure about pandemic flu.[3] In the July/August 2018 issue of The Atlantic, Ed Yong wrote an article entitled:  The Next Plague is Coming.  Is America Ready?, in which he noted that over the past 30 years, on average, “a new infectious has emerged every year.”  And perhaps most poignantly, “seven days before Donald Trump took office, his aides faced a major test: the rapid, global spread of a dangerous virus in cities like London and Seoul, one serious enough that some countries were imposing travel bans. In a sober briefing, Trump’s incoming team learned that the disease was an emerging pandemic — a strain of novel influenza known as H9N2 — and that health systems were crashing in Asia, overwhelmed by the demand.”[4]  Despite these warnings and a mock disaster for practice, a certain someone[5] has never considered the possibility that a pandemic could happen. You can’t make this stuff up.[6]

Well before these recent events, authors have addressed the perils and opportunities posed by plagues, pandemics, and pestilence. The topic is both fascinating and frightening; interesting enough (to me) to necessitate the creation of a pandemic reading list. Unlike Dave Grohl’s recently published Pandemic Playlist,[7] which is to be listened to during a pandemic, my list comprises books about pandemics. I have read each of these books and you can too, either during the pandemic or after.[8]

First, three general books that touch on the matter at hand:  

The Human Web: A Bird's-Eye View of World History by John Robert ...

I recommend all three, each has its charms and an interesting thesis. The essential bottom line is that we are all in this together, that there is an inevitability to the merging and blending of people and the various pathogens that affect them.

If you are looking for something more specific, there are plenty of options.

Pandemic eBook by Sonia Shah - 9780374708740 | Rakuten Kobo

Sonia Shah looks at pandemics through the years, with cholera as a focus. One comforting takeaway is that even a scourge like cholera, that has killed untold millions, can be tamed. Education about clean water and treatment have essentially eliminated cholera from the developed world, though it still kills tens of thousands every year in the developing world.

This book is awesome, extremely well written, and rather disturbing. It presages our current situation by discussing diseases that spill over from animals to humans. By some measures, over 50% of the infections that afflict us originated with animals. Most of the diseases Quammen discusses are more deadly than covid-19, but, fortunately, not as contagious.

The Hot Zone: The Terrifying True Story of the Origins of the ...
Crisis in the Red Zone: The Story of the Deadliest Ebola Outbreak ...

The subtitle of The Hot Zone tells you everything to know:  Ebola is terrifying. If that virus ever figures out how to spread easily, we won’t have to worry about overpopulating the planet. The book reads like a Michael Crighton thriller, except it is real. Preston can be a bit sensationalistic, but then the Ebola virus is a sensation. Crisis in the Red Zone is more measured, but not more reassuring. It describes how close the virus came to escaping the backwaters of Africa and spreading into urban centers in 2013.

Finally, we come to the book I have read that focuses on the last great global pandemic, during which as much as 5% of the world’s population died.

This book is already a classic, it described the advent of modern medicine and is written in a crisp engaging style. The book transports the reader to an earlier time; among other things, I learned that I’m glad I didn’t live then. Despite the many things we don’t know about covid-19, we at least have the people, resources, and tools to attempt to make sense of it. Throughout history, most victims of disease and pestilence could only guess.

Currently, there are research teams working on over 100 different vaccines.  Many doctors and scientists are attempting to find a cure or a palliative. Public health experts are studying the various approaches taken thus far to determine best practices to stop or slow the spread of the virus. We don’t yet have all the any answers, we may never have all the answers, but we have a chance. Our ancesters never did.

If you want to read only one source mentioned in this post, I recommend Ed Yong’s Atlantic article. He foresaw the dangers to the U.S. of our just-in-time and decentralized medical economy, foreign supply chains, ineffective political leadership, and the defunding of infectious disease health resources. Who could have envisioned a pandemic like covid-19? Lots of people. I hope we listen to those people better next time. Because there will be a next time.


[1] https://www.worldometers.info/books/ 

[2] https://www.cdc.gov/flu/pandemic-resources/pdf/pandemic-influenza-implementation.pdf

[3] https://www.cdc.gov/nonpharmaceutical-interventions/pdf/gr-pan-flu-work-set.pdf

[4] https://www.politico.com/news/2020/03/16/trump-inauguration-warning-scenario-pandemic-132797

[5] President Trump

[6] A sentiment sadly relevant more than it should be, which is most commonly, and I think rightly, attributed to the great late Don Imus.

[7] https://mail.google.com/mail/u/0/#inbox/FMfcgxwHMjrsVBhNrzMMKrtzMkHStjPB

[8] Is it necessary for me to mention that you need not read any of these books or that there are dozens (hundreds) of others that I have not read?

1941, the book

World War II was a defining event of the 20th century and we continue to celebrate pivotal moments of the war.  A friend traveled to Normandy, France last summer with his father to commemorate one:  D-Day.[1] That was the day the democratic empires struck back against Hitler’s totalitarian regime, landing over 150,000 soldiers on the shores of France to begin taking the battle to the Germans from the west in earnest. 

For those who don’t follow these things closely, it happened rather late in the war, in June 1944.[2] Journalist Andrew Nagorski thinks the outcome of the war had long since been determined.  His book 1941 The Year Germany Lost The War makes a compelling case.  Told largely through the eyes of Great Britain and the Soviet Union, who were bearing the brunt of Hitler’s might, the book depicts the conversations, deal-making, and decisions that were to prove decisive.

1941 dawned with Germany ascendant, the lord of Europe, save for Great Britain, which was under constant air assault. Germany was never able to achieve aerial or naval supremacy, and therefore could not invade the home island of the British Empire.  But immunity from tanks did not guarantee that Great Britain would prevail.  It had few fighting allies, just the remnants of various overrun European countries, particularly France and Poland.[3] And it had many other issues to contend with, including attacks by Germany and Italy in Africa, preserving access to oil from the Middle East, and protecting a host of territories around the world.

Then Great Britain got lucky.  Instead of pressing his advantage, Hitler turned on his putative ally, the Soviet Union.  Hitler couched his many territorial depredations in terms of “lebensraum,” meaning “living space.”  The Soviet Union was the mother of living space. In Hitler’s eyes, Germany was great and deserved to have more territory and resources for its great people.  The obvious counterpart is that other people, in particular Slavs, Jews, and gypsies, were weak and disposable, essentially in the way.  

The decision to attack the Soviet Union was not guided by experts, but by Hitler’s gut instincts. A great albatross of autocrats is that they think they know everything and don’t like to take advice, even from those with superior knowledge and experience.  This tendency hurt both Hitler and Stalin.  Hitler refused to believe his economic and logistical experts, who told him that attacking the Soviet Union would lead to a breakdown in resources – because Stalin had been supplying Hitler with a vast store of natural resources as a means of placating him. 

Stalin refused to believe his experts, who told him that Hitler was preparing to attack the Soviet Union. He preferred to continue the placation game to the full extent. Hitler believed that his successes against Poland and France were just a precursor to greater success – without considering how much smaller in territory and fewer in soldiers those countries were than the Soviet Union.  Stalin so believed in his treaty with Hitler that he refused to relocate critical assets or shore up defenses in case (as all his spies warned him) Hitler did attack.[4]  In this, the author states that “Stalin was demonstrating that he was even more delusionary than Hitler.” No small task.   

The German army’s early success led to concerns that it might take Moscow, the heart of historical Russia and modern Soviet Union. That may have ended the war for the Soviets. But stung by his earlier refusal to believe his experts, Stalin heeded intelligence that Japan would not attack Siberia, and transferred 400,000 soldiers from the east to Moscow in time to save the city.

Meanwhile, Winston Churchill was trying hard to convince the United States to commit to the war effort.  It wasn’t easy – there was a vehement group of isolationists in the US, led by Charles Lindbergh and his America First movement.  President Roosevelt had marginal support in Congress to supply Britain and the Soviet Union, but not enough to declare war.  It would take another misguided decision by an autocrat (this time in Japan, against the advice of the senior leader with the most knowledge about the US) to effectuate that decision.

When Japan attacked the US, the stay-out-of-the-war America First crowd suddenly lacked a safe harbor. When Germany supported its ally by declaring war on the US, the US reciprocated, leading three and a half years later to D-Day. Churchill considered these declarations of war against the US the beginning of the end. Ultimately, he was proved right. (I don’t think I’ve spoiled the ending.)

One of the reasons to read history is to avoid repeating the mistakes of others. See Santayana, George. So, while reading, I often think about lessons for our own times; this time, I found at least two.  The tyrants’ disdain for experts disquietingly reminds me of President Trump and the anti-science wing of the Republican party. Churchill’s belief in an inevitable victory is similar to today’s optimistic Democrats as they seek to unseat President Trump. But nothing in history is inevitable (except when viewed in hindsight). Winning WWII was not preordained, and neither is the continued success of our experiment in republican government.  If you like history in general or WWII in particular, you will enjoy this book, which accessible and interesting. It might even give you a few insights into our current crises. 


[1] Kevin Diehl movingly describes his father Harry Diehl’s D-Day experience, including their visit to the 75th anniversary celebration at https://www.neelawfirm.com/post/d-day-75th-anniversary

[2] The war started in 1939 when Germany and the Soviet Union carved up Poland; the Nazis annexed western Poland and the communists annexed eastern Poland.  The war ended a little over a year after D-Day:  in September 1945.

[3] One American commentator at the time declared that London contained so many governments in exile that it was the capitol of six to eight countries.

[4] One of the great what-ifs of history is what if Hitler had not attacked the Soviets Union, but instead had redoubled his attacks on Great Britain, taken the island, and stood down.  He would have controlled the vast majority of Europe and been essentially at peace, with a continued flow of resources from the Soviet Union. It is possible that the European Union would be called “Germany” to this day.

Empty Planet

In the fall of 1980, I took a class entitled “Human Population and Natural Resources.”  It satisfied a science requirement, without forcing me to engage in either the scientific method or lab work – important for this fledgling English major.  It also got me thinking, in a way I never had, about the carrying capacity of our planet.

We have been taught that the Earth has finite resources, that we can only produce so much food.[1]  And at some level, it’s probably true, although the world’s population has been growing as if it isn’t — from 1 billion people in 1800, to 2 billion (1927), to 4 billion (1974), to over 7 billion today.  The United Nations projects a population of 10-11 billion by 2100.  That’s a lot of people, who will all need food and water every single day, along with other necessities and a few luxuries.

Not to worry (about that) say Darrell Bricker and John Ibbitson, the authors of Empty Planet,[2] because we are facing an even worse problem than too few resources:  too few people.  They attribute this primarily to urbanization and educated women.  The world is now over 50% urban, which leads to fewer births because children are no longer treated as farm assets.  When women become educated, they have more options, exercise autonomy, and inevitably have fewer children.

One of my favorite (small) takeaways from this book is a definition for extreme poverty.  A person lives in extreme poverty when it is a daily challenge to feed his or her family.  I doubt anyone reading this post has ever lived in extreme poverty, but in 1800, 85% of the world did.  Today only 14% of the world does.  “Only,” in this case, means about a billion people.

The main thesis of the book is that the birth rate across the planet is plummeting, it is already below replacement level (2.1 live births per woman) in most countries.  Italy’s birth rate is 1.4, which resulted in fewer babies being born in 2015 (population 60 million) than in any year since 1861 (when the population was 25 million).  In the US, the birth rate is 1.7, which led to fewer babies being born in 2017 (population 325 million) than in 1953 (when the population was 160 million).  Most other countries have seen birth rates dip below replacement level, including Brazil (1.8), China (1.6), and Thailand (1.5).  South America and the Caribbean are at 2.1, but dropping, down from 5.9 in 1960.  Africa is the only continent whose birth rate remains above replacement level, but even there, the birth rate is falling.    

Current projections indicate that Bulgaria will decline from 9 million people today to 5 million in 2050.  South Korea’s population could drop by a third over the next 50 years, its birth rate is already below 1.0.[3]  You might be thinking – this is great, fewer people will reduce the demand for resources.  But think again, who is going to buy your house or the product or service you sell. 

Fewer people means fewer consumers, which means less (or worse, no) economic growth.  Japan has been grappling with this problem for decades – without success.  It now has the highest debt level in the world (250% of GDP) and is the oldest nation, with 64 people of non-working age (retirees and kids) for every 100 of working age.  That is not sustainable.  For comparison purposes, the US is pretty high too, 52; China is 39.

The authors provide an easy solution to the problem of low birth rates and the subsequent declining population.[4]  It’s rather obvious and it is one that has benefitted the US throughout its history, even when we had a high birth rate.  Unfortunately, the obvious answer is not currently politically palatable.  The answer, as most of you probably already guessed, is immigration.

One nation has embraced this solution.  As Europe, Japan, and other countries deal with the consequences of a declining population, Canada has committed to welcoming immigrants—though not without limits.  Canada has determined that it can assimilate immigrants at 1% (of its population) per year.[5]  This is good for immigrants, who are seeking better opportunities, and Canada, which would otherwise have a declining population.

The authors paint a compelling narrative centered around immigration.  Countries must either embrace it or lose population, which will lead to lower economic growth, productive capacity, etc.  For those who imagine a future where birth rates trend hight, don’t get your hopes up.  In Sweden, where women are allowed up to 480 days of paid leave (at 80% of income) when they have a child, the birth rate has ticked up, but remains below replacement level.  And, of course, that policy is rather expensive.

We must either allow immigration[6] or we will inevitably suffer a population decline and concomitant economic decline.  Professor Austan Goolsbee estimates that immigration at 200,000 per year (last year’s level) instead of a more usual 1,000,000 per year will result in GDP being $1 trillion lower over the course of a decade.[7] 

There might be a plus side for those of you worried about climate change, the authors believe that a declining population is one of the surest ways to address it.  I recommend Empty Planet, reading it might change the way you think about the present and the future.


[1] Proto-economist Thomas Malthus posited that human population increases geometrically and that food production increases arithmetically leading inexorably to an inability to feed all the people.  This prediction caused Thomas Carlyle to dub economics the “dismal science.”

[2] Most of the factual references in this post come from this book.

[3] https://www.yahoo.com/news/forget-north-korea-south-koreas-160000907.html

[4] This solution will not work for the world, only for certain countries.

[5] According to the authors, the less nationalist a country, the more easily it can absorb immigrants.

[6] Neither the authors nor I advocate uncontrolled or illegal immigration. 

[7] New York Times, October 13, 2019.  The professor also noted that immigrants (or their children) started almost half of the current Fortune 500 companies.

Smorgasbord

When a topic strikes my fancy, I start researching and writing.  If I like the product, I publish; if I don’t, I don’t.  Over the past few months, for a variety of reasons, I haven’t been happy with the results.  But I have a few little ideas to get off my chest, so here goes.   

1.  In the last post, I asked you to ask me about the fourth-out rule.  I’m pleased to report that at the next baseball game I attended, a friend approached and asked about the fourth-out rule.  To say he was underwhelmed would overstate his level of interest in my explanation of the, admittedly, rarely utilized rule. 

2.  Our President loves mentioning good things.  For instance, it was announced this week that our economy grew at a 3.2% annual rate in the first quarter.  That is great news and our President was quick to take credit for it.  It also was recently reported that measles cases are at a 25-year high[1] and that pedestrian deaths from accidents are at a 28-year high.[2]   It is difficult to see how President Trump could be at fault.  But I’m not sure he deserves credit for the economy any more than he deserves blame for the increase in pedestrian deaths.  The only thing we know for certain is that both things happened on his watch.[3]

3.  Thursday night was a sports smorgasbord for me. 

The Red Sox were playing and won.  After winning the World Series last year, they are off to a poor start this season, with a record of only 11 and 15. 

The Bruins, my favorite team when I lived in Boston, were playing the Blue Jackets, my favorite team now that I live in Columbus, in the NHL playoffs.  The Bruins played with outstanding energy early and late to beat the Blue Jackets in overtime.  It was a terrific game.  There is nothing quite like the intensity of a close Stanley Cup game.

The NFL was hosting the first round of its draft in Nashville.  Broadway looked even more crowded than usual.  For the first time in recent memory, the Cleveland Browns did not have a selection in the top three.  Because of a trade, they didn’t even have a pick in the first round.

The NFL draft engenders inane commentary.  There is so much talking time to fill and so little of substance happening, that the commentators end up highlighting things that aren’t worthy.  It’s one thing to mention that two tight ends were drafted from the same college team in the first round for the first time ever.[4]  That is interesting and might even be significant.  It is quite another thing to state “this is only the second time since 2004 that the second defensive player chosen by an NFC team after the third pick was a defensive lineman, who weighs less than 300 pounds.”  The quote is from a text a friend sent me last night, which purportedly quoted a commentator.  If the quote is real, I’m glad I missed it.  If it’s not, well, it is a close facsimile to some of the things that are said during the draft.

4.  Third, the TVA, Tennessee Valley Authority, was a massive government program that (in very short) dammed rivers in the Tennessee Valley and provided electricity to a part of the country that previously had little access.  Question:  when the project was completed, did the TVA provide the highest cost electricity in the country or the lowest cost?[5]

5.  Forbes magazine provides much great information and commentary.  I stopped subscribing years ago when I realized that publisher Steve Forbes was rabidly anti-attorney.  (I recently re-subscribed to give him a second chance.)  Forbes is avowedly determined to convince us of the volatility of great wealth – or something akin to that.  Over a decade ago, I sent them a letter, which to their credit they published, chastising them for saying that great wealth is more likely earned than inherited.  I pointed out that the prevalence of people in the Forbes 400 (of richest Americans) who inherited their wealth was orders of magnitude higher than of people who earned their wealth. 

Well, Forbes is at it again.  In their 3/31/19 issue, they had a headline “Few Silver Spoons” over a pie chart showing how the 195 new billionaires in world garnered their money.  There are 2,153 billionaires in the world, of whom 56 inherited their wealth in the last year.  That means that 56 of the new billionaires came from .00000076% of the people in the world.  Meanwhile, the other 139 new billionaires came from the other 99.999934% of the world.  I’d say the silver spoons are still holding their own, despite Forbes efforts to convince us otherwise.

6.  In 2017, the average American over the age of 15 spent this many minutes per day (on average) doing the following:

512 sleeping

283 leisure (150 TV, 41 other/relaxing, 31 socializing, 17 sports, 16 reading, 16 games, and 12 computer)

275 working

 99 housework (34 cooking, 30 cleaning/laundry, 35 other)

 67 eating and drinking

 44 taking care of children or other people

 41 grooming

 41 shopping

 37 education

 14 social/civic/religious

 12 communication

 15 other

I think I’m glad that, on average, we spend more time leisuring than working – those numbers are, of course, significantly affected by a person’s stage in life.  I’m a bit concerned that we spend less time socializing or getting educated than we do grooming.  Not that I want people to stop grooming.    


[1] http://time.com/5577562/measles-highest-level-25-years/

[2] The Week, March 15, 2019, p. 14

[3] I have long believed that presidents and quarterbacks get too much credit when things go well and too much blame when they go poorly.

[4] T.J. Kockenson and Noah Fant, formerly of the Iowa Hawkeyes.

[5] The TVA provided the cheapest electricity in the country.

Good Samaritans

I went to a football game recently with three friends.  One of them is the father of the other two.  I’m going to be intentionally obscure on some details to protect their privacy, but I want to tell this short story because, well, I think you’ll understand by the time I am done.

We drove to a venerable football stadium to attend a college football game between two power conference teams.  It was a beautiful day for football, if a bit warm, hot even.

As we approached the stadium, which we had never been to, we asked for help finding the best place to drop off a 70ish year old man with some mobility issues.  The various gatekeepers were respectful and, more importantly, helpful.  Kudos.

After dropping them off, I went in search of a parking space and found one (at a mere $40) within a twenty-minute walk of the stadium.  All things considered, not too bad.

By the time I rejoined my friends, the father was in a first aid station at the stadium.  Leaving my car and walking in the heat and humidity had exacted a quick and heavy toll.  A few minutes sitting in the air-conditioned first aid station while drinking cold water refreshed him.

We entered the stadium and watched most of the first half without further incident.  Sometime in the middle of the second quarter, we started walking toward the concessions and bathrooms.  We had taken only a few steps, when the father of my friends became very weak and couldn’t continue.  His son held him up.  When I noticed what was happening, I returned to assist.  We asked the usher to call for a medic, which he did.

A woman walked by, and said “my husband is a doctor, should I get him.”  Yes.  A step in the right direction.

The son and I continued to hold the father upright, hoping the medic would show up quickly.  A man walking by noticed our situation and said “I’m going to get on my hands and knees.  He can sit on my back.”  He dropped to the floor and we settled the father on his back.

After just a few seconds, a doctor showed up (the woman’s husband) and asked us to place the father flat on his back with his head pointing down (we were on a ramp).  By now another doctor had stopped to help, followed by a third.  The man, who had hitherto been on his hands and knees, returned with a cup of water.  He was my favorite of the good Samaritans.

The doctors were terrific.  They spoke calmly and authoritatively, reassuring the father that they would stay with him as long as necessary.  One was constantly monitoring the father’s pulse, which remained strong and steady throughout.

The father had not lost consciousness and had not suffered a stroke, heart attack, or anything else with a specific name, he had simply become extremely fatigued extremely quickly.  Eventually the medic showed up, he was in high demand as the heat intensified, and the father was put on a stretcher and taken back to the first aid station, which was full.  (Somewhere along the line, a fourth doctor, a cardiologist, had stopped to help, though we were already in good hands.)

At the first aid station, the father rested in a bed, receiving hydration and some much-needed air conditioning.  He remained conscious and aware of his surroundings throughout the incident and was able to converse while watching the game on TV.  He acted and sounded like himself, just weaker than normal.  Ultimately, he was transferred by ambulance to a local hospital, where he was admitted and spent the night.  He is now home, still weak, but otherwise little the worse for wear.

The “crisis” did not last long, but the number of people who helped in small and large ways was impressive.  It was a wonderful reminder of the kindness of strangers.  It heartens me to realize that Americans are willing to help others in distress, whether in small events like ours or large events like Hurricane Florence.

We are a great country, always have been, always will be.